P-Oh-Shh

Responsible mother of three and role model to the young (hem) Victoria Beckham today revealed that she had never read a book. Although I'm choosing to believe this wholeheartedly, a small part of me wonders if what actually happened was someone they were having dinner with asked her while she was perusing the menu if she liked a good potboiler and she said "Yes, but i couldn't manage a whole one. "
Well, as her career dwindles out of sight nearly as fast as her flesh, here are a few suggestions for what she should pick up when she does have the time to learn to read:





Invaluable advice for those who have absolutley no idea how stupid they look.













It's ok Victoria, reading burns calories. Especially when it's so much effort. We recommend the paperback version of this, in case your arms snap picking it up.
















For when the inevitable happens...

















See above.

















Does David know you haven't read this? Has he?

















So just to clarify, Victoria, have you ever read a book?
"I haven't read a book in my life. I haven't got enough time. I prefer to listen to music, although I do love fashion magazines,"