FORBIDDEN

It's been blind panic here at ISTBO this morning due to disturbing rumours passed on by our Mad Lesbian Correspondant (You know who you are. "Hello mum! I'm on the telly!"), recently returned from an Anti-Bush rally with her friends from the Brazilian Wax Foundation. ISTBO felt it would be irresponsible to expose you to this rumour until we could disprove it, as our usual policy of shutting our eyes and pretending it's not happening ("There's no such person as Kinga, there's no such person as Kinga...") wasn't gonna cut it on this one. So get a cup of hot sweet tea, get safely sat down, and imagine how horrible it would have been if this was true:

BAD