Wednesday

Just No.


The Squid: Ah splendid, lunch. I'm starving. Now, how do I get it off this bit of string?

The Japenese: Oh wow! A truly gigantic squid! Caught on our giant hooks! No one's ever got a picture of one of these before! It's only in the last few years we were even convinced they existed! There can't be that many of them. I wonder what it's doing so far out of its feeding depth. Aren't we lucky to get these photos?! And now we know how to lure and catch one! Soon we will know everything about them! Oh look! It's wrenched one of its own tentacles off trying to get free! This is a wonderful day for the study of seafood, I mean, sea life.

The Squid: My arm! You ripped my fucking arm off! Why would you do that? Well if you want to play it that way...

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