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Linguists have discovered that the 'dialect' of Text, as used in the text messages of the modern youth, is not as first thought an appalling butchery of the English language, but actually the renaissance of the language of one of Britain's greatest authors:

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ThtSthThtCrstNeWntNvrBt1ns
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ThtByThSymExmpl,TghtHeMe,
ThtINeShdWddBBt1ns.
HrknEk,Lo,WchAShrpWrd4TheNns,
BsdAWlGsus, GdNMn,
SpkNRprvOfThSmrtn.
ThwHstHd5Hsbnds,
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NThlkMnThWchThtHthNwThE
IsNtThynHsbnd. ThsSdHeCyrtn.
WhtThtHeMntThrBy, IKnNtSyn;
BtThtIAx, WyThtTh5thMn
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HwMnyMytSheHvNMrrg?
YtHrdINvrTllnNMynAge
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MenMADyvn,NGlsnUpNDwn,
BtWelIWt,Xprs,WthtLy,
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ThtGntlTxtCnIWelNdrstnd.
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Lo, HrThWyzKng, DnSlmn;
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2BRfrshd1/2SoFtAsHe!
WchYftOfGdHdHe, 4AllHsWyvs!
NoMnHthSchThtInThsWrldLyvIs.
GdWt, ThsNblKng, As2MyWit,
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WthYchOfThm, SoWelWzHmOnLyv!
YblsdBGd, ThtIHvWdd5;
(OfWchIHvPykdOutThBst,
BthOfHrNthrPrsNOfHrChst.
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WlcmTh6th, WhnThtEvrHeShl.
4SthIWlNtKypMeChstInAl.
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SmCrstnMnShlWdMeAnon.
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