Three Ways You Can Tell British People Never Learn

1) Don't you all come running to me when it's nearly two decades later and there's no viable way of getting rid of her.

2) "Yeahbutnobutyeahbutnobut my forcast might have been wrong, yeah, but there's more money to stop council tax going up and I'm extending the winter fuel payment."








3) "Awright Tory geezers, I'm your new "Leader", innit?"