We Are NOT Amused

I AM DEFINITELY SULKING.

Brucey- He's Our favorite!

Hooray hooray, Strictly is back! With the right and proper loss of the boring newsreader and the lardy bird, with the last really useless one looking set to go out last Saturday, everything was shaping up nicely. Then for some unknown reason Spoony went out instead. This is a) Not right and b) Really annoying as he was the only person in the competition this year that my husband liked, thus his tolerance for Strictly in general has gone down.

So, will you all please vote next week, or I may have to throw some tantrae. And we don't want that, do we? To assist you in this, and for those of you who are happy to donate your 12p to Children in Need but not cool enough to actually watch the show, here is the list of phone numbers in order of how good the dancers are:

=1st- Emma 'Baby' Bunton: 0901 121 4006

=1st- Louisa 'Ruby' Lytton: 0901 121 4002

2nd- Mark 'It's Not Cricket' Ramprakash: 0901 121 4013

3rd- Matt 'I May Not Know Much But I Am Jolly Good At Rugger' Dawson: 0901 121 4001

4th- Ray 'I'm not just on Corrie, I'm an actor too you know' Fearon: 0901 121 4005

5th- Carol 'Strangely Tolerable When Too Out of Breath To Speak' Smilie- 0901 121 4004

6th- Peter 'Frankenstien's Ballerina Barbie' Schmeichel- 0901 121 4007

7th- Jan 'Only because she's dancing with Anton' Ravens- 0901 121 4010

8th- Claire 'Hard Faced Ol' Slapper' King- 0901 121 4014

9th- Georgina 'Don't bother learning to pronounce it, her career's over' Bouzova- 0901 121 4008