Peekaboo! Where's Suri?
Some of you may have received an email from me when The Media revealed that Tom Cruise was planning to eat Katie's placenta when the baby was born. "We're all thinking it," I said, "really hardcore Scientologists eat the whole baby."
Now we know. He bribed and brainwashed Katie, had her impregnated with a frozen alien-Elron hybrid embryo, then ate the resulting baby in order to absorb Elron's mystic power.
The race is now on to find a credible replacement baby. The London Scientology Centre has been moved from Tottenham Court Road to next door to a maternity hospital in Sarf London.
posted by I'm Over The Moon @ 9:15 am
4 comments
4 Comments:
Is this true? Can I visit the Goodge St Tesco without people on the pavement asking me to squeeze tin cans connected by wires?
Where's Meg?
Oh there she is.
you can, Leo, you can. Never again will a man in a dodgy sweater with a mad glint in his eye try to persuede you that a lie detector is a 'stress test'.
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