You're My favorite!

As the closing lines of 'To Be A Pilgrim' roll on, sounding for all the world like the voice of Death in the Discworld novels, the headmistress takes her place at the lectern.

Right, boys and girls. After the unpleasantness of last week I'm sure you are all aware of the need to appoint a new head of Centre House. This will be Menzies Campbell, there will be no argument about this, and he will only be referred to as Ming The Merciless to members of the other Houses, not amongst the other prefects of Centre House or by the first years. Right, that's that.

Secondly, with regard to the aforementioned nastiness, and with regard to the absolutely disgraceful behavior witnessed in the prefects' common room afterward, the following boys will be outside my office at four PM. We don't like sneaks here, and we don't tolerate smugness. Blair, Steerpike, we have already searched your locker Steerpike, and Hughes', so take that look off your face, Hughes, Oaten, Huhne.

That will be all.