If You Only Read One Book This Year...

" The next page went:

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes "Hruuugh!"

It is a hippopotamus!

That's not my cow!

Sam Vimes liked doing the Hruuugh! But he said to himself: This is getting daft! This is no way to find your cow!

So he said to young Sam:

"If you lose your cow you should report this to the Watch under the Domestic & Farmyard Animals (Lost) Act of 1809. They will swing into action with keenness and speed. Your cow will be found. If it has been impersonating other animals, it may be arrested. If you are a stupid person, do not look for your cow yourself. Never try to milk a chicken, it hardly ever works." "