I've just had a prayer from Michael Jackson, and he is not happy about the Without Me video...

New Testament figures go for the eastside, for the eastside, for the eastside...

Guess who's back.
Back again.
Yes I'm back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back....

Man's created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Jesus no more,
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver,
Well if you want, Shady, this is what I'll give ya:
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka to jump start your heart quicker
Then the shocks when you get shocked at the hospital
When the doctor sees you're not co-operating,
When you're rocking the table while he's operating.
You waited too long there's no debating,
Cause I'm back, I'm waiting for some explicating.
I know that you'll have a job explaining
Cause the rules I left weren't complicated.
Then I died for y'all and let you be,
And let you be what you want to be,
So you rap about drugs on MTV,
But it feels so empty without me.
So come on and fess, make a clean breast
The porn and the gun crime and the disrespect
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
I've just been listening to your records and talking to Debbie!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little more decency
And it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little civility
And it feels so empty without me.

Conspiracy theory, alien visitors,
You don't believe I live but do believe Elvis
If my dad wasn't God I'd be feeling helpless,
So you didn't know your dad, but you could have known mine bitch.
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves?
A rebel, so I let you revel and bask
In the fact that you got everyone kissin your arse
And in a disaster, in a catastrophe
And you can see no damn entourage, you'll beg for me.
Well I'm back, na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na
Fix your damn antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
Enter in, under your skin like a splinter
The centre of attention, back for the sinner
I'm spinning verses, the best thing since Moses
The best dressed biblical figure since Joseph,
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as some one mentions me
Here's my ten cents, forgiveness is free
Jesus is coming, look busy.

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little morality
And it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little more charity
And it feels so empty without me.

A-tisket, a-taskit, I'll go tit for tat with
A rapper who's talking "This shit, that shit"
You think you're a big star, well I'm truly massive
You should have seen the crowd at the sermon on the mount, kid.
You think you're so deep cos you got a daughter
Dude I can literally walk on water
You're turning rhymes line after line
I can turn water into wine.
Now let's go, just gimmie the signal
I'm sure you've got a whole list of new insults.
I can cope, I wont die I'm immortal
If you're wrong and I'm right you're going to hell.
But sometimes the thing just seems
That nobody ever wants to discuss me
But that don't mean they're disgusting
That's just you, you're just obscene.
And though you're not the first king of controversy,
We took a dim view of Elvis Presley,
committing crimes and smoking weed
And used it to get yourself wealthy
Here's a way of keeping scores
My best seller way outsold yours
But no matter how many kids buy your CD
It'll be so empty without me.

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little fidelity
And it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cos you'll never find God on MTV
And it feels so empty without me.