Everything's Gone All Wierd

I found out last night that I might have been drinking petrol for the last few days. Apparently there is something oil or petrol like leaking into our water supply. I had to wash my hair last night using bottles of cold water.

Now I feel deeply unusual. And everything has gone all wierd. Stuff we didn't order and don't need has turned up over night in my office, objects seem to be appearing and disappearing, and I'm very very spaced. Last time everything felt this wierd and wrong- and I know it doesn't sound very wierd but it feels very wierd- I very narrowly avoided getting blown up at Aldgate. Another previous time I felt like this I turned on the telly and saw live film of a building with smoke pouring out, then two seconds later a plane flew into the building next to it.


I checked the BBC news site to see if a large country had sunk into the sea or something, and all I found was this:

For some reason I find this incredibly funny... I don't know why.

Then I remebered that when I got up this morning and wasn't really awake I brushed my teeth from the tap. This accouhts for the fact that my mouth tastes like petrol and feels all greasy. So I looked up drinking petrol online, and apparently it makes you high.

No kidding...

This doesn't account for the fact that I'm not the only person who thinks everything's all wierd today, however, so we might still get World War Three of the La Palma megatsunami.