Reasons To Be Cheerful

I've got that Friday feeling, I get it every day. You know the one, where you feel like you've been at work all week and there's the washing up to do while the laundry's on when you get home. That being said it is Friday, and although I'm now discovering getting totally ratted last night 'to help me over that final hurdle' wasn't exactly the most logical step (sometimes you gotta do something even if it's wrong), I'm going to serve up my last scraps of optimism in the hopes that being in a good mood may make the day go faster. For what is this life if full of news, we have no time to sit and muse.....

1) Busted split up!

2) Celebrity Big Brother is nearly over

3) Denlet caught Zoe and Daddy at it, so that hideousness should be over.

4) Dub'ya's in his second term, so he definitely can't get in again.

5) L&O: Criminal Intent is on Wednesday, so now there is something on on Nostendersday

6) I've been married for six months tomorrow! (Well it makes me happy!)

7) By the time I found out about Ronnie O'Sullivan and Martine McCutcheon, it was already over. Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie, how could you? You may not be any kind of oil painting, but Godlike Genius ought to get you further than that.

8) There are still BR5-49 records I've yet to hear (antici..........pation!)

9) It's payday (see 8)

10) Brad and Jen split up. I know it's wrong to be pleased, but he's Tyler Durden and she's basically Blossom with a nose job, and it never seemed quite right. Like when Huey Morgan went out with a Corr. Or the Snooker Genius and the Throat Infection.

11) The freedom to be happy about these things, and revel in evil satisfaction in the darkness of my skull.

12) The fact that US Government snooping on the web means that every time I write bomb or Al Quaeda some poor NSA gimp has to read all this chuff. Try it yourself today! If they want to listen, they're going to have to hear what we think.....