If you feed a carrot for fun to terrorists...

We begin this morning with an ISTBO GO Award to Iyad Allawi for his statement that it would be "Futile and dangerous" to start talking about when America can pull their troops out of Iraq to free them up to invade Iran. Yes, Iyad, that's the yanks. As Mr. Allawi is interim president of Iraq, and his opinion is vital in this question, this morning's papers are all over Tony's Teeth and mooted withdrawal plans. He therefore walks right into Mr. Allawi's description and earns himself an ISTBO Grade -8.
With the last of the people we're prepared to accept responsibility for back from Guantanamo (sp?) Bay, I also have to offer up the reason for keeping them in prison for four years without trial: alledged links to Al Quaeda (alledged author's own). Given the principle of six degrees of separation, so does Tony, George (funding them, mainly), everyone. A hostile MO to the US Military for that one.
Some British politicians are openly advocating violence, however, and a big shiny resounding GO and three cheers to Alex Salmond for the proposed target and the mental image: "Let's let the government sit on a thistle and see how like that."
Yes let's.
Scottish independence is one of these issues that given time and the judicious application of thistles Tony is bound to back himself into a corner over eventually, so stick with it Mr. Salmond, and remember, Slowly Slowly Catchy Asshole.