Predictive Text

We at the Institute for the Statement Of The Bleeding Obvious (ISTBO) hold these truths to be likely to become self evident.

1)By the end of the year you wont see any old Michael Jackson videos with crotch grabbing in on TV any more.

2) Sooner or later someone will die doing Parkour (sp? That Jump London thing...)

3) The next Bond will be an American no one's heard of. Geri Halliwell will do the theme. It will be the last Bond.

4) Sharon Watts will always Be Back. Laetitia Dean has nowhere else to go unless they want members of staff on Grange Hill.

5) By the end of the year Britney Spears will be pregnant, a full time Kabbalah Centre member, and probably getting a divorce. Once the Bergs meet Kevin, anyway.

6) Unless the La Palma mega tsunami (est 500m waves) hits, the US will start a war with someone as soon as they're at least half out of Iraq.

7) The Tories won't win the election

8) Just like George, Tony won't serve a third term.

9) Condaleeza Rice will prove you don't need to be white, male and a Republican to be a threat to world security.

10) Elvis came back, so Shaky's next.