WITCH Institute: It's not a fake, it's an 'ommage.

I think that when it comes to style, you know, I take the cake.

"The Roland Mouret Dress" from Dorothy Perkins, as worn by Moon.

Beware, even something so nice can look so wrong. I guess some of us make high-street look designer, and some of us make gorgeous designer frocks look like a young Thatcher at a cocktail party...

Same style, wrong material, wrong figure, wrong age. Even the faux-husband accessory can't save this sartorial smeg up.