Oh Baby, Baby, That's Why We Got A Pre-Nup

With Apologies To Nanci Griffith- Ford Econoline

She drove west from Louisiana to the California coastline

She hit the road to notoriety doing sixty miles an hour

She had a husband on her bumper

She had two "bandaid" children

She was singing sweet as a mockingbird bout that Kevin Federline

[Chorus:]She's the salt of the earth

Straight from the bosom of the Baptist church

With a voice-like whine

Cruising along with that Kevin Federline

Now her husband was a gambler,

He was a Vegas city rambler

He built a white trash cage around his silver-throated wife

Too many nights he left her crying with his cheating and his lying

Cos her big mistake was him marrying that Kevin Federline

She'll be falshing her shit around this country

From Seattle to Montgomery

The kids will groan and that sponger know

You cannot lig a life

Along the back roads of our nation, she'll become a living legend

She'll wed bunch of men but she wont live down

That Kevin Federline

She'll try the church again but she wont live down

That Kevin Federline